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The Virgin Romance Novelist
Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn
Release Date: April 2nd, 2015
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This is not a fake 5 star review! Yes, I was provided an advance copy of this book in exchange for an honest review. Just from the teasers I had seen, I was very excited for this book. And it lived up to the hype. Meghan Quinn was freaking hilarious - I'm not pulling your leg. I have already recommended that my friends need to read this as soon as its released.
The Virgin Romance Novelist is a side-splitting romantic comedy featuring Rosie, a 23 year old virgin who grew up very sheltered and has only learned about sex from old school romances of the throbbing manroot and heaving bosoms variety. Rosie has a very unique style - she kinda dresses like a pinup. I love that, very hip and trendy. But trying to write a romance novel when she's never even masturbated is stumping Rosie. So she sets out to find some experience and hilarity ensues. Think comedy a la 40 Year Old Virgin meets nerdy book lover... complete with humiliating and painful wax scene.
Will this book change your life? No, of course not.
Is it meant to? No.
Will this book make people stare at you funny? Yes. Most definitely.
Because I guarantee you are going to be laughing uproariously at some time while reading this. Case in point... I was out for lunch at the hotel restaurant by my office and decided to read on my phone while waiting for my food. It was during this foray that Rosie lets out a toot at a very very inopportune moment... and I heehaw laughed so loud that I am pretty sure everyone in the restaurant turned to look at me. I'm serious - I was braying like a donkey and tears were coming from my eyes. Try explaining why you were laughing so hard because I can definitely tell you that you won't be describing that scene to a total stranger.
If you are a chick that likes slapstick comedy - this book is for you. It even has a sweet little love story and might make you get weepy a time or two. I loved it. So you should read it. Like right now. (Or as soon as its released anyway.) Don't say I didn't warn you about ugly donkey laughs.
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped. Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking. Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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